'Grey's Anatomy': Two hours of sex, death

Now hear this - the Sept. 24 premiere of "Grey's Anatomy" will answer the following riddle: What does Doc Wyatt order Cristina and Owen to stop doing? What should Dr. Wyatt order Mere and Dere to stop doing because, man, this is getting really embarrassing?

Meanwhile, George is still dead.

(But Izzie is not, maybe, or at least not yet - until her contract runs out or the actress who plays her keeps saying demeaning things about the "GA" staff in which case she might be out sooner than she thinks.)

And meanwhile again, as reported in E! last week, much of this season will be devoted to the merger between Seattle Grace and a crosstown rival; that way, show'll be able to handle major absences including Ellen Pompeo's (off for maternity leave) and Kat Heigl (off for mutliple eps for a movie.)

Here are the details:

"Grey’s Anatomy” returns for its sixth season with a two-hour event on THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 (9:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. In the first hour, entitled “Good Mourning” (9:00-10:00 p.m.), the hospital staff is left to deal with the aftermath of George’s passing. Hitting the staff hard, they all find unique ways to get through the various stages of grief. George’s mom returns, faced with the difficult task of deciding what to do with his organs. In the second episode, entitled "Goodbye” (10:00-11:00 p.m.), time has passed… Everyone is struggling after losing one of their own and are turning to any distraction they can find. Meredith and Derek seem to be consummating their marriage anywhere and everywhere, while Cristina and Owen have been instructed to abstain from sex by Dr. Wyatt."